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Skipton
Joke ''Quiet Please!''
''Quiet Please!'' A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.” The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?” “Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
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CURRY IN ALPHABET SOUP
CURRY IN ALPHABET SOUP
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WHISKAS
WHISKAS
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Joke Crazy Stupid
Crazy Stupid
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Joke What's the point?
What's the point? Credit: Brian Crane
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Joke Shops are now reneging on test before you buy
Shops are now reneging on test before you buy
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Joke So true at times
So true at times
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Skipton
Joke Rusty!
Rusty! “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.” “It isn’t possible,” the man insisted. “Our...
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Observer
Joke Observer says, "I need to start crying"
Observer says, "I need to start crying"
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Joke What type of tea do babies drink?
What type of tea do babies drink?
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 08.04.2024
Riddle Masters 08.04.2024 Gooood morning Riddle Masters!! Happy Monday! :) Are you ready for the first riddle of the week? Here it goes: I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still, I ran and ran. What am I? If you think you have the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will hide your and...
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Joke Being the Perfect Gentleman
Being the Perfect Gentleman
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Joke Never argue with an idiot
Never argue with an idiot
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Observer
Joke No more bowing
No more bowing
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Joke Pass the rubbish on to your neighbours
Pass the rubbish on to your neighbours
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Joke Another coffee please
Another coffee please
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Joke Those that know will get this
Those that know will get this
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Joke Oh woweeee
Oh woweeee
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Joke Straighten yourself out
Straighten yourself out
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Joke When I lose some weight.....
When I lose some weight.....
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Joke Stranded
Stranded
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Joke Booger cake
Booger cake
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Joke Pogo jumping
Pogo jumping
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Joke You are now husband and wife
You are now husband and wife
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Joke Found a voice
Found a voice
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