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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Wandiwa

Joke I just had to post this :)

I just had to post this :)

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Wandiwa

Joke ''Where Is God?''

''Where Is God?'' Two brothers are terrible trouble makers. They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble. The parents have tried everything to get the boys to change, to no avail. Out of options, they ask their pastor if he can help. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time...

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Mark K

Joke Smooth Operator

Smooth Operator Over a round of golf two doctors were talking shop. "I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon. "What for?" asked his colleague. "About $17,000." "What did he have?" "Oh, about $17,000."

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Skipton

Joke Near and far

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Observer

Riddle Riddle Masters 13.11.23

Riddle Masters 13.11.23 Hello, members! For today's riddle, we have something short, simple, but just as mysterious as any other we've given... Who does the ocean date? Hmm... maybe Evelyn. Or Rose. Or Sheila! Kidding :ROFLMAO: If you know the answer, please leave it in the comments section below!

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by WernerRozario

Joke ''Say Cheese.''

''Say Cheese.'' As a brain wave technologist, I often ask postoperative patients to smile to make sure their facial nerves are intact. It always struck me as odd to be asking this question right after brain surgery, so, a colleague suggested I ask patients to show me their teeth. Armed with this new phrase, I said to my next patient, “Mr...

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Joke Gettin Older

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Macs-241

Riddle Did you know facts!! Part 2

Did you know facts!! Part 2 Did you know facts!! Did you know giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels Did you know the dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle Did you know the electric chair was invented by a dentist Did you know you're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider...

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Macs-241

Joke Dear Santa

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Littleboy8

Joke How to do away with aches and pains

How to do away with aches and pains

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Joke Red Red Wine

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Wandiwa

Riddle What's this image saying?

What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following members who go this...

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Sandygwalk

PEE SITTING DOWN

PEE SITTING DOWN

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Littleboy8

Inflation John asks his wife Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary. "Well how about a new Mercedes sportscar?" says John, "No," she says. "What about a new vacation in the country?" he suggests. She again says, "No thanks." " Well, what would you like ?"...

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Skipton

Joke It's Getting Harder

It's Getting Harder The dog ran off last night, I walked round the park calling his name for 20 minutes and still couldn't find him. My daughter said I should look harder, so, I shaved my head & got a tattoo. I still can't find the dog.

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Skipton

Joke It's Seasonal

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Joke Cash or card?

Cash or card? For all of those card believers, cash will just have to stay :)

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Observer

Joke Keeping Mum!

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Joke Ben Hur's Body

Ben Hur's Body World renowned archaeologist Doug Sandaway believes he has uncovered the remains of legendary charioteer Ben Hur.... His remains were discovered under a concrete driveway alongside a rusty chariot and the bones of two white horses in a disused Woolworth's supermarket car park in Rome... Historians believe Ben was asked by his...

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Last post Nov 14, 2023 by Skipton

Joke Treasure In The Attic

Treasure In The Attic Paddy drags a huge box to the Antiques Roadshow. After waiting a few hours he’s ushered towards the expert. Looking in the box the expert asked paddy where he got the item from. ‘It’s been in my loft for over 40 years, I’m assuming it’s some sort of heirloom’. ‘I see said’ the expert , ‘tell me do you have it insured?’ ‘I...

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Joke A long night

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Riddle Italian kids' vs Australian kids'

Italian kids' vs Australian kids' Italian kids' vs Australian kids' ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Australian kids: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents. Italian kids: Move out when they're 28, having saved enough money for a house, and are two weeks away from getting married.... unless there's room in the...

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