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Genie on the beach
Genie on the beach A bloke was walking along the beach when he spotted a fisherman. He walked over and during the usual pleasantries he spotted a really large pen amongst his fishing gear. ‘Where did you get that pen it’s a beauty?’ The fisherman looked at him and said ‘See that old bottle with a cork?’ ‘I found it on the beach, once I pulled...
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Joke Payback time coming up shortly
Payback time coming up shortly
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mOiOz
INSTEAD OF A CONDOM
INSTEAD OF A CONDOM
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Joke IRISH POKER GAME
IRISH POKER GAME *IRISH POKER GAME* Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, my boys, someone...
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Joke I'm sorry Dad
I'm sorry Dad
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Observer
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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outbacksant
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Joke Can you see John Wick? I can ;-)
Can you see John Wick? I can ;-)
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke I want to keep remembering
I want to keep remembering
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Observer
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mOiOz
I'M RETIRED
I'M RETIRED
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HOW TO POST BULLSHIT
HOW TO POST BULLSHIT
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke The best Tattoo
The best Tattoo
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Observer
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mOiOz
DAVE HAS THE FLU
DAVE HAS THE FLU
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Joke So proud
So proud
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Observer
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Joke I thank you Hugh
I thank you Hugh
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mOiOz
HOW EVOLUTION STARTED
HOW EVOLUTION STARTED
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mOiOz
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Joke Everyone in town knows this place
Everyone in town knows this place
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mOiOz
YOU'RE ON DRUGS
YOU'RE ON DRUGS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PUSH - PULL
PUSH - PULL
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MORNING
MORNING
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Swiss Bank Account
Swiss Bank Account An American enters a Swiss bank with a giant, heavy sack in each of his hands. He goes to the teller, brings his face close to the glass and whispers, "I have two million dollars with me. I urgently need to open a secret Swiss bank account!" The Swiss bank teller replies in a normal volume, "Sir, there's no need to...
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Joke My Dog is full of surprises
My Dog is full of surprises
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Observer
Joke I'm exhausted
I'm exhausted
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 10.04.2024
Riddle Masters 10.04.2024 Goooood morning Riddle Masters! ;) I've got your second riddle of the week to get those brain gears turning. Are you ready for this one? Here it goes: Green arrows grow out of my sides. I go from yellow to white. My babies fly in the wind. What am I? Any guesses? If you think you know the answer, post it in the...
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Joke The Happy cockroach
The Happy cockroach
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Joke English designers
English designers
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