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mOiOz
LOVING HUSBANDS
LOVING HUSBANDS A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and...
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mOiOz
MEN TODAY
MEN TODAY
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Skipton
Joke ''Guilty!''
''Guilty!'' Paddy is in court. and after an eight hour trial he pleads guilty. The judge says, ''Why didn't you plead guilty at first and save the court all this time?'' Paddy says, ''I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence!''
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Skipton
Joke The Schnauz!
The Schnauz! A prim and proper woman takes her little dog which is a miniature Schnauzer to the vets as it has a sore ear the vet tells her it’s only an ingrowing hair and to get some exfoliating cream from the chemist and that should do the trick . So, she goes to the chemist to ask for some . The man says to her that there are different...
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Skipton
Joke A Bit Fuzzy!
A Bit Fuzzy! A little 80-year-old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join...
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melnugro
The Vow of Silence
The Vow of Silence A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the abbot (the head monk). The abbot said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years." The man agreed. After the first three years, the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?" "Food cold!" the man...
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mOiOz
MY PUPS CALVIN & KLEIN
MY PUPS CALVIN & KLEIN
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Observer
Joke "I'm so wet. Give it to me NOW" she cried
"I'm so wet. Give it to me NOW" she cried "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
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mOiOz
MY FIRST GREY HAIR
MY FIRST GREY HAIR
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James Gutierrez
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 06.06.2024
Afternoon Riddle 06.06.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What breaks every day but can never be fixed? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our handy...
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mOiOz
DOES VIAGRA WORK?
DOES VIAGRA WORK?
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Observer
Joke He's my kind of builder
He's my kind of builder
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Joke Laurie and Dorrie
Laurie and Dorrie The nursing home. Every day in the afternoon, after lunch, Laurie and Dorrie would sit on the couch to watch television with all the other residents. One day, Dorrie decided to pull out Lauries' member and just hold it. The other residents started to get a bit upset with this behaviour and put in a formal complaint. Nurses...
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke They think they own the road
They think they own the road
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Joke Ed Zachary disease
Ed Zachary disease A woman was concerned that she wasn't able to meet up with gentlemen to potentially start any kind of a relationship. So she went off to a doctor who wasn't really able to help her but said there was an Asian Specialist that might be able to help her. She made an appointment to see the Asian Specialist. Upon arriving, she...
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Joke Airbag or bubble gum??
Airbag or bubble gum??
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Only a male would say this
Only a male would say this
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mOiOz
I AM A VENTRILIQUIST
I AM A VENTRILIQUIST
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Observer
Joke Being a patriot
Being a patriot
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mOiOz
GENE POOL
GENE POOL
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Observer
Joke Nearly had a threesome
Nearly had a threesome
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Joke I haven't lost my mind
I haven't lost my mind
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Joke 2 blondes and a flat tyre
2 blondes and a flat tyre
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mOiOz
JUST WANTED TO WATCH...
JUST WANTED TO WATCH...
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mOiOz
YOU MATTER
YOU MATTER
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