Jokes & fun

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mOiOz
HURRY, NEW YEAR
HURRY, NEW YEAR
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SirExton
Joke First Morning Kiss
First Morning Kiss
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Wandiwa
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Love this
Love this
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Brody
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Joke I must be old
I must be old
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mOiOz
YOU WERE GOING FAST
YOU WERE GOING FAST Police: You were going fast. Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic. Police: There isn't any. Me: I know! That's how far behind I am.
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DannyKaye
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mOiOz
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Duck A la Orange Tape
Duck A la Orange Tape
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SirExton
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mOiOz
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
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mOiOz
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Red Gem
Joke Opposites?
Opposites?
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
IN A WORLD FULL OF KARENS..
IN A WORLD FULL OF KARENS..
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mOiOz
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 05.01.2024
Riddle Masters 05.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! Now, who’s ready for the final riddle of the week? Thirty white horses on a red hill. First, they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. What am I? Give us your best guess! If you think you know the answer post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler' button will...
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Skipton
Joke ''Want A lift?''
''Want A lift?'' Paddy was waiting at the bus stop when Mick pulls up in his car. ''Want a lift Paddy?'' Paddy says, '' Better not Mick in case I miss my bus!''
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke How To Frighten X Genners!
How To Frighten X Genners! How to frighten the X generation, put them in a room with a rotary dial phone, an analogue watch and a TV with no remote. Then leave directions in on how to use in cursive handwriting!!!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Border Force
Border Force
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Skipton
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M
Joke My overseas holidays
My overseas holidays
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Skipton
Joke Alcoholics Anonymous!
Alcoholics Anonymous! I went to an alcoholics anonymous meeting. Anonymous my ass. I knew everyone there!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.' So, I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Over Easy!
Over Easy! One morning, Sam and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast. The waitress at the diner told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for $4.99. "That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs." "OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you $5.99." "Why,"...
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Skipton
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Da Freddo
Late Christmas joke
Late Christmas joke Question. What does a 80-year-old man have in common with a Christmas tree? Answer. The wood is dead, and the balls are just for decoration...
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Observer
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Joke True I do it.
True I do it.
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Observer
Joke Please talk to your son
Please talk to your son
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Observer
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Observer
Joke You started it
You started it A job? A guy walked into the local centrelink office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who...
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Observer
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mOiOz
DRINKING IS BAD
DRINKING IS BAD
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mOiOz
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M
Joke Even fish need some time out.
Even fish need some time out.
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: Congratulations to these members who got the answer...
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