Jokes & fun

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mOiOz
I'M WRITING FROM HOSPITAL
I'M WRITING FROM HOSPITAL
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Mark K
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Skipton
Joke Protesting!
Protesting! An Irish Girl comes back home after many years for New Year's… The Father asked, "Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you call?" The girl crying replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute." "Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, Daddy. If...
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Skipton
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M
Joke My son is not staying focused
My son is not staying focused
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M
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mOiOz
STREET NAMED AFTER ME
STREET NAMED AFTER ME
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke I am Grumpy
I am Grumpy
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SirExton
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SirExton
Joke Best Aus road sign
Best Aus road sign
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SirExton
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mOiOz
PREGNANT FLIGHT ATTENDANT
PREGNANT FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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Wandiwa
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M
Joke My wife does not understand.
My wife does not understand.
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to the members who got the correct answer! 👏...
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C
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Skipton
Joke The New and Improved Australian Health Service
The New and Improved Australian Health Service The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister’s health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought...
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Skipton
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 08.01.2024
Riddle Masters 08.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! It wouldn’t be a Monday without a brain-tickling riddle: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I? If an answer comes to mind, post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler' button will hide yours and others' answers. To reveal those...
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C
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M
Joke I took her breath away.
I took her breath away.
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mOiOz
SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS
SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite!
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite! On our way to church, last Sunday, I asked my granddaughter why it is important to keep silent in church. She said, ''Because people are sleeping!''
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Mirror! Mirror!
Mirror! Mirror! After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. How about that! he exclaims, It's a picture of my Fadder. He...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Murphy's Real Laws
Murphy's Real Laws 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 6. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
FREE BELLY RUBS
FREE BELLY RUBS
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Skipton
Joke ''50 Shades Of Hay''
''50 Shades Of Hay''
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mOiOz
GIVE A WOMAN ANYTHING...
GIVE A WOMAN ANYTHING...
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mOiOz
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M
Never trust Autocorrect on your phone.
Never trust Autocorrect on your phone.
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke I'm in disguise
I'm in disguise
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mOiOz
DON'T MESS WITH ME
DON'T MESS WITH ME
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke QandA (01)
QandA (01) (Q). How can you tell when a woman is wearing pantyhose? (A) When she farts, her ankles bulge
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
TASTES FUNNY
TASTES FUNNY
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mOiOz
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M
Joke It pays to be a nice person.
It pays to be a nice person.
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M
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