Jokes & fun

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mOiOz
HAIR ALL OVER THE COUCH
HAIR ALL OVER THE COUCH
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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A Lawyer
A Lawyer A Lawyer. A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed...
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Veggiepatch
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Joke Velly cheap spaghetti for breakfast
Velly cheap spaghetti for breakfast
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Veggiepatch
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SirExton
Joke Girls go wild
Girls go wild
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SirExton
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mOiOz
POTATO IN PIZZA OVEN
POTATO IN PIZZA OVEN
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Joke Wok's the matter
Wok's the matter
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Joke doing up my bootlaces
doing up my bootlaces
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mOiOz
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
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mOiOz
GIRL HELPS DELIVER BABY
GIRL HELPS DELIVER BABY
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Joke My dog loves me not
My dog loves me not
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Gazman
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
TELLS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT
TELLS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT
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Littleboy8
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UNDERWATER SCAMMING
UNDERWATER SCAMMING
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Wandiwa
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Joke WD40 add from 1964
WD40 add from 1964
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Littleboy8
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Joke Only a good Mechanic can fix ya car.
Only a good Mechanic can fix ya car.
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Skipton
Joke More One Liners
More One Liners I had amnesia once… or was it twice. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. I am neither for, nor against apathy. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. What is a “free gift"? Aren't...
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Skipton
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SirExton
Joke New Bra Size Double T cup
New Bra Size Double T cup
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SirExton
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M
Joke They finally got passed the door and stole the brooms.
They finally got passed the door and stole the brooms.
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mOiOz
SUGAR DADDY
SUGAR DADDY
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Skipton
Joke Labour Pains!
Labour Pains! At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little Johnny...
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mOiOz
DUNG BEETLE IN BAR
DUNG BEETLE IN BAR
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Veggiepatch
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TROUBLE EVERYWHERE
TROUBLE EVERYWHERE Even a fish wouldn’t get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
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Skipton
Joke You Pick Dinner!
You Pick Dinner!
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mOiOz
ALPHABET FOR OLD FARTS
ALPHABET FOR OLD FARTS
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mOiOz
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