Jokes & fun

If it's a joke, riddle, or a funny picture - it belongs in this forum!
Threads
Threads19.4K
Messages
Messages207.8K
Post thread
Da Freddo
Joke I would like to pay My respects
I would like to pay My respects I would like to pay my respects to elders past and present. To the Italian elders that built are roads, railways, and telecommunications infrastructure. To the Greek and Turkish elders for giving us those tasty Kebab shops. To the Jewish elders who gave us all the Westfield shopping centers and Meriton...
Replies
0
Views
373
Da Freddo
Replies
0
Views
373
M
  • Article
Joke My Mother-in-law, must love me very much...
Replies
0
Views
336
M
Replies
0
Views
336
SirExton
Joke Long Jump
Long Jump
Replies
2
Views
359
Wandiwa
Replies
2
Views
359
mOiOz
NEVER FALL ASLEEP AT...
NEVER FALL ASLEEP AT...
Replies
5
Views
5K
NotNats
Replies
5
Views
5K
SirExton
Joke Pottery Class
Pottery Class
Replies
1
Views
317
Wandiwa
Replies
1
Views
317
SirExton
Joke Treckie
Treckie
Replies
0
Views
312
SirExton
Replies
0
Views
312
Skipton
Joke I Think My Water Broke!
I Think My Water Broke!
Replies
1
Views
334
Wandiwa
Replies
1
Views
334
mOiOz
BEST IDEA
BEST IDEA
Replies
1
Views
315
DLHM
Replies
1
Views
315
mOiOz
WHAT BUST MADAM?
WHAT BUST MADAM?
Replies
1
Views
258
Littleboy8
Replies
1
Views
258
mOiOz
I CAN MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCREAM
I CAN MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCREAM
Replies
1
Views
232
DLHM
Replies
1
Views
232
mOiOz
SEX IS LIKE MATH
SEX IS LIKE MATH
Replies
1
Views
355
DLHM
Replies
1
Views
355
mOiOz
LEAD A HUMAN TO KNOWLEDGE
LEAD A HUMAN TO KNOWLEDGE
Replies
1
Views
279
DLHM
Replies
1
Views
279
Skipton
Joke ''Hellooooo!''
''Hellooooo!'' Jerry was sitting down for =AZWl-arbp3IMB3LAWyCD5bosGkNMdWXu6tz_Cham6WCzQofHwpWH6Hkspg5h-DaPHhruRQ7mFUnxRRrtckkJTNlVRRIQfUx_-ghyhZsvR5gLYvQNJuB8dPOxk_T42MrUc4b1rylfEDDLN1HNaQhDfCXEU2M4YXQnoEKFW2dJ-z1PxQ&__tn__=*NK-R']breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in the paper an announcement of his own death. He called his...
Replies
0
Views
379
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
379
Skipton
Joke It's A Miracle!
It's A Miracle!
Replies
0
Views
313
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
313
mOiOz
WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?
WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?
Replies
13
Views
4K
Littleboy8
Replies
13
Views
4K
Skipton
Joke RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1.Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my...
Replies
0
Views
461
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
461
L
Joke Self serve checkouts
Self serve checkouts
Replies
4
Views
5K
B
Replies
4
Views
5K
J
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
Replies
109
Views
4K
B
Replies
109
Views
4K
J
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
Replies
97
Views
4K
J
Replies
97
Views
4K
Skipton
Joke I'm Never Going Back
I'm Never Going Back He came home from school, threw his schoolcase on the floor and said "mum, that's it, I'm never going to school ever again!" "Why is that dear" from mum. "The kids are horrible. They throw chalk at me, steal my lunch money, write nasty things about me on my locker, push me around between classes and are just horrible to...
Replies
7
Views
7K
C
Replies
7
Views
7K
mOiOz
POLICE OFFICER ASKS FOR PAPERS
POLICE OFFICER ASKS FOR PAPERS
Replies
3
Views
6K
R
Replies
3
Views
6K
Da Freddo
Joke I believe in Fairies
I believe in Fairies A man walks into a bar and sits at the bar, the bartender asks him "What is your poison"? I'll have a pint of Pale Ale, and tell Me do you serve beer in a small liquor glass? Yes We do says Barman. Good says the man I'll have one of each. Beers arrive and the man drinks half of his pint then opens the side of his jacket...
Replies
3
Views
527
Littleboy8
Replies
3
Views
527
Red Gem
Space !
Space !
Replies
2
Views
4K
Tygie
Replies
2
Views
4K
M
Joke Little Johnny pissed off about no bike
Little Johnny pissed off about no bike
Replies
0
Views
254
M
Replies
0
Views
254
mOiOz
I THOUGHT AIR WAS FREE
I THOUGHT AIR WAS FREE
Replies
4
Views
5K
T
Replies
4
Views
5K
You must log in or register to post here.
  • We believe that retirement should be a time to relax and enjoy life, not worry about money. That's why we're here to help our members make the most of their retirement years. If you're over 60 and looking for ways to save money, connect with others, and have a laugh, we’d love to have you aboard.
  • Advertise with us

Main Menu

Home Privacy policy Terms and rules Contact us

User Menu

Login

Enjoyed Reading our Story?

  • Share this forum to your loved ones.
Community platform by XenForo® © 2010-2023 XenForo Ltd. | Style and add-ons by ThemeHouse | Please note that no information we provide constitutes financial advice. The Seniors Discount Club is a free resource, supported by advertising. We're committed to being 100% transparent & honest about where we make money. If you see an asterisk (*) next to one of our links, it means we have a commercial relationship with that business. SDC may receive a commission on purchases made through our Amazon links. | The Seniors Discount Club is not affiliated with any Australian State and Territory governments. If you are are looking for your state or territories official programs, please select one of the following links: NSW VIC SA WA TAS QLD NT ACT | Media embeds via s9e/MediaSites
Top Bottom
Back
Change Weather Postcode×
Change Petrol Postcode×