Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Are you wearing the right bra?
Are you wearing the right bra?
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Mando
Who does what?
Who does what? A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. She said, "You should do it because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". He said, "You are in charge of the cooking so you should do it and I can wait for my coffee". She then says, "No you should do...
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Mando
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Observer
Joke What's your fellas name?
What's your fellas name? What's you fellas name?
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Observer
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mOiOz
BACK ON YOUR FEET
BACK ON YOUR FEET
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melnugro
The Big Lie
The Big Lie John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 28 year old. His buddies are amazed. "There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?" "It's simple," John says, "I lied to her about my age." "Did you...
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Observer
Joke What degree do you have?
What degree do you have?
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Observer
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mOiOz
LOVE TEXT
LOVE TEXT
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Not admitting to nuffin
Not admitting to nuffin
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Either she likes you or she doesn't
Either she likes you or she doesn't
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Not 3 queens
Not 3 queens
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Sadly missed
Sadly missed
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Observer
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mOiOz
INSIDE ME...
INSIDE ME...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HACKED
HACKED
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Could you do it?
Could you do it?
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Wandiwa
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Joke Gotta be careful what you say nowadays.
Gotta be careful what you say nowadays.
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Observer
Joke Afterwards
Afterwards
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Seen that before
Seen that before
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Reading the future
Reading the future
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Live long and prosper
Live long and prosper
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Is it worth it?
Is it worth it?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke There is no escape
There is no escape
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke ''Dark In Here!''
''Dark In Here!'' A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 03.04.2024
Riddle Masters 03.04.2024 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! :) I've got your second riddle of the week to get those brain gears turning. Are you ready for this one? Here it goes: It's big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, but even a river can't fill it up. What is it? Any guesses? If you think you know the answer, post it in the comments below...
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Observer
Joke Being a movie star
Being a movie star
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Skipton
Joke Rules Is Rules!
Rules Is Rules! Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly...
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