Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Booger cake
Booger cake
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Pogo jumping
Pogo jumping
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Observer
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Observer
Joke You are now husband and wife
You are now husband and wife
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Found a voice
Found a voice
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Someone's been busy
Someone's been busy
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Blowing bubbles
Blowing bubbles
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Not feeling well
Not feeling well
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Cover your eyes
Cover your eyes
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Observer
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SirExton
Joke A massive Head Ache and has to hold his brains in!
A massive Head Ache and has to hold his brains in!
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SirExton
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 09.04.2024
Afternoon Riddle 09.04.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! A man makes himself a glass of water. He drinks all the water and sets off for work. When he gets back, there is water in the glass. How is this...
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Cheb
Customer Service Please
Customer Service Please
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Cheb
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Observer
Joke Drive safer
Drive safer
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Observer
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Observer
Joke I've retired
I've retired
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Observer
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mOiOz
BIRD SEED
BIRD SEED
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Brian (the old bloke)
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midgemills
Joke Art gallery.
Art gallery.
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mOiOz
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD....
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mOiOz
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Mando
The Silent Treatment
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realised that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00am for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me...
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Mando
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Mando
Hypochondriac
Hypochondriac How does a hypochondriac eat his M&M's? One by one with a glass of water.
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Mando
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Mando
Good Deed
Good Deed After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital saved another patient from a suicide attempt by dragging him out of a full bathtub, the doctor reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr James, your records show your heroic behaviour and indicate that you are ready to go home", he said. "I'm only sorry...
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Mando
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mOiOz
YOU CAN NOT HAVE ANY!
YOU CAN NOT HAVE ANY!
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Children will be children. You just have to laugh.
Children will be children. You just have to laugh. When my grandchild was 4 years old, I explained about fibbing. I said, "Do you know what a fib is?" The grandchild said "No" I said "A fib is when you are not telling the truth. Do you understand now?" "Yes", said the grandchild. "Well" I said. "When a grandchild tells a fib, a little red...
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RFG
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mOiOz
I BOUGHT A GPS
I BOUGHT A GPS
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mOiOz
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Joke True Budget Airlines approved for Australia with no gimmicks.
True Budget Airlines approved for Australia with no gimmicks.
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Q and A?
Q and A? Q, What's the difference between, In-laws and Outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted?
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Luckyus
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Observer
Joke Needle in a haystack
Needle in a haystack
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