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mOiOz
PREGNANCY Q&A
PREGNANCY Q&A
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CALLED THE WAITRESS
CALLED THE WAITRESS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FOUGHT THE LAWN
FOUGHT THE LAWN
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Laundry fairies took it
Laundry fairies took it
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Just released from Coles
Just released from Coles
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Observer
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Observer
Joke This one is just for the ladies
This one is just for the ladies This is for you ladies!!! I recently ate at a restaurant where a table of girlfriends of a certain age were having a wonderful time, and came home and wrote this. You may recognize somebody, maybe yourself ... Lunch With Girlfriends Elaine’s vertigo has never been worse Kay can’t recall where she left her purse...
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke The First Air Friar
The First Air Friar
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Smores!
Smores! I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. ………. Those were Goodyears. Never break someone’s heart. They only have one. ……….Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ……….Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough. Be kind to your kids. ……….They...
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Skipton
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melnugro
The Way it Used to Be
The Way it Used to Be A boy returns home from running an errand for his quarantined grandfather. He says, "Grandpa, I got all the groceries you wanted! All together, it came to $47.22. Here's your change." Grandpa says, "My goodness, the world is expensive nowadays. When I was a boy your age, I could get five pounds of potatoes, three...
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Brody
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Observer
Joke Yes, I'm going bald too
Yes, I'm going bald too
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Wendy
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mOiOz
REMEMBER THESE...?
REMEMBER THESE...?
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Observer
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mOiOz
ALWAYS LOOK UP STREAM
ALWAYS LOOK UP STREAM
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Can maybe use for both?
Can maybe use for both?
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
SOMEONE'S TYPE
SOMEONE'S TYPE
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Times sure have changed
Times sure have changed
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Forgotten something?
Forgotten something?
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Observer
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mOiOz
WISHING YOU WERE HERE
WISHING YOU WERE HERE
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Wife's Cooking
Wife's Cooking
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SirExton
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mOiOz
STIR THE SHITPOT
STIR THE SHITPOT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BARBER QUEUE
BARBER QUEUE
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SirExton
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SirExton
Joke Blind Man has the answer
Blind Man has the answer A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives it is overloaded, only the wife and the 9 kids are allowed to board the bus. Left without a choice the father and the blind man walk , after a while the husband is irritated by the...
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SirExton
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Observer
Joke Storing information in the cloud
Storing information in the cloud
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Observer
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mOiOz
TOPLESS CARWASH
TOPLESS CARWASH
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Littleboy8
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Macs-241
Funny Names A-J
Funny Names A-J There is nothing better at 5pm on a Friday afternoon, than to call up the airport and have one of these names paged... Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires) Abe Rudder (Hey Brother) Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday) Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing) Achilles Punks (I'll Kill These Punks) Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb) Adam Meway (Out of My...
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Macs-241
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mOiOz
BEHIND EVERY MAN
BEHIND EVERY MAN
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mOiOz
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