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Observer
Joke Whatever do you mean?
Whatever do you mean?
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Be warned
Be warned
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Some keep it in the drawer
Some keep it in the drawer
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Gee he's slow
Gee he's slow
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Have you ever heard your vegies scream????
Have you ever heard your vegies scream????
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Observer
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 19.04.2024
Riddle Masters 19.04.2024 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! :) Let's get to your third and final riddle for the week. This one’s a doozy. A hole in a pole. Though I fill a hole in white, I'm used more by the day and less by the night. What am I? If you know the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler' button will hide...
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mOiOz
WELCOME TO HOOTERS
WELCOME TO HOOTERS
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Observer
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mOiOz
GET OUR SH*T TOGETHER!
GET OUR SH*T TOGETHER!
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mOiOz
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Joke The life of a blue-collar worker.
The life of a blue-collar worker.
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Wandiwa
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melnugro
That Little Pill
That Little Pill A senior couple decides to try Viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right...
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melnugro
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mOiOz
CLOSE KNIT FAMILY
CLOSE KNIT FAMILY
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Mixed Genre's
Mixed Genre's "Well, Mr. Britton," says the doctor, "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and one testicle made of steel." "But that's impossible," says Mr. Britton, "I've never had any operations and apart from that I have two perfectly healthy children." ... "How old are your children?" "Well, Pinocchio is 6 and...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Top Management
Top Management A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost. She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below.. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." Man, below replied :- "You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41-degree North latitude & 59-degree West...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Some practical advice:
Some practical advice: If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you’re waiting for one to be free, switch off the WI-FI.
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Skipton
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Joke Elton John still trying to learn how to play the organ
Elton John still trying to learn how to play the organ
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Observer
Joke No start
No start
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Remember when
Remember when
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Skipton
Joke Guiness
Guiness An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman wander into a little old pub in Kildare. They each ask the barman for a pint of Guinness. After the pints are placed onto the bar, three bluebottles drop into each man’s freshly poured pint. The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust and orders up another. The Scot reaches in and plucks...
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Grieving
Grieving
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Observer
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Observer
Joke The fall of another great actor
The fall of another great actor
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Should I run for it?????
Should I run for it?????
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Can I have a .....................
Can I have a .....................
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Roast Trump
Roast Trump
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Observer
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Observer
Joke water to wine
water to wine
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Wandiwa
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Joke Greyhounds are special😎
Greyhounds are special😎
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