Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Take note fellas
Take note fellas
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Watch your words
Watch your words
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Observer
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Mando
Ooops!
Ooops! A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what had happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she, at a difficult hole, sliced her ball into a field full of cattle. We went to look for the...
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Mando
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mOiOz
CAN'T DANCE
CAN'T DANCE
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Observer
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Observer
Joke You know when....
You know when....
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Observer
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Joke Did you eat our kid's chocolate bunnies?
Did you eat our kid's chocolate bunnies? Credit: Facebook/zoodraws
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
AN ACORN IS A TREE?
AN ACORN IS A TREE?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
REMEMBER EASTER
REMEMBER EASTER
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Make up your mind !!!!!
Make up your mind !!!!!
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Observer
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mOiOz
A TWISTED PENIS
A TWISTED PENIS Al and David were standing at the urinals in a public toilet, when Al glanced over and noticed that David's willy was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what? David said. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said. "Well, what's yours like?" David said. "Straight, like...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
PUT UP WITH YOUR $#!+
PUT UP WITH YOUR $#!+
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Just when you realize.....
Just when you realize.....
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Observer
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M
Joke Yu braka into my haus,
Yu braka into my haus,
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Observer
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Observer
Joke My education is now ruined
My education is now ruined
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Don't get caught
Don't get caught
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Observer
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Littleboy8, KenBruce, Jo...
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Gards
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Observer
Joke Some offered wisdom
Some offered wisdom
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Observer
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Observer
Joke I did it
I did it
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Applies to some
Applies to some
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Observer
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Observer
Joke It still fits
It still fits
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Friends are like underpants
Friends are like underpants
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Payback can be a b*****
Payback can be a b*****
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Observer
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Joke Dolphin show
Dolphin show An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks. The dolphin noticed that the four gentlemen had a very poor view, so he jumped higher out of the water and called out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they responded: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
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Veggiepatch
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Observer
Joke And McDonalds come back response is ???????
And McDonalds come back response is ???????
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Observer
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Joke Be careful ordering Chicken strips in future
Be careful ordering Chicken strips in future
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