Jokes & fun

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mOiOz
ENJOYING GOOD WINE
ENJOYING GOOD WINE
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Uh oh!
Uh oh!
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Sethia Soliman
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BruceAnderson
A Kangaroo On Skis
A Kangaroo On Skis
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BruceAnderson
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mOiOz
INSTEAD OF CLEANING
INSTEAD OF CLEANING
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GOING TO THE STORE
GOING TO THE STORE
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Date night
Date night
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Patch up that hole
Patch up that hole
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Littleboy8
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BruceAnderson
The Bigfoot Poem
The Bigfoot Poem I met a guy with the largest feet, of anyone I have ever met. His feet were so huge, he could kick start a Jumbo Jet.
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BruceAnderson
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Observer
Joke The REAL diet
The REAL diet
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mOiOz
IF WOMEN RULED
IF WOMEN RULED
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BEING SCALPED
BEING SCALPED
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mOiOz
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BruceAnderson
Sexual Discrimination?
Sexual Discrimination?
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
IRISH WOLFHOUND
IRISH WOLFHOUND
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Littleboy8
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Red Gem
Joke Screwdriver
Screwdriver
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Red Gem
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Mikev
Joke Fudge Day
Fudge Day Here’s a funny one for Fudge Day 😀
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
THE WEDDING
THE WEDDING Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 83 and Molly, age 82), living in 'Shady Pines' are all excited about their decision to marry. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and decide to go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
ON THE PILL
ON THE PILL
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MINI ME
MINI ME
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Keep your marriage fresh
Keep your marriage fresh
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Observer
Joke Another...... Growing old
Another...... Growing old
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke Divine Meeting
Divine Meeting Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens."...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Not So Smart!
Not So Smart! A dog walks into a butcher's shop and the butcher asks “What do you want”. With his paw the dog points to some steak in the counter glass display and the butcher says “How many pounds”, the dog barks twice “Anything else” asks the butcher. The dog points at some pork chops and barks four times. The butcher wraps up the steak...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke More One Liners
More One Liners Why are basketball courts always wet? ………Because the players dribble. I ordered this book titled: "How to Scam People.” ……….It's been three months now - hope it'll arrive soon! My cloning experiments finally paid off. ……….I'm so excited, I'm beside myself. After a big fight, my wife yelled at me, “You know, I was a fool...
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Skipton
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BruceAnderson
Love Thy Neighbour
Love Thy Neighbour
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BruceAnderson
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BruceAnderson
Silly Sign #2
Silly Sign #2
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BruceAnderson
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