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Joke You Have All The Equipment
You Have All The Equipment A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she...
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Joke Death Of The Milkman
Death Of The Milkman A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse. He says: – To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses. – To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza. – To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City...
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Joke 97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven
97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there waiting for her. He said, “Welcome, Elsa. Do you have a last wish before you enter paradise?” “I do,” Elsa replied “I would like to...
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Joke Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You're the...
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Joke Elderly Couple We Could Have Been Here Sooner
Elderly Couple We Could Have Been Here Sooner An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many cafes located throughout...
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Motor Skills
Motor Skills
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I CAN'T BELIEVE, BEDTIME....
I CAN'T BELIEVE, BEDTIME....
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BABY MADE WITH LOVE
BABY MADE WITH LOVE
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NEVER LEAVE RICE UNATTENDED...
NEVER LEAVE RICE UNATTENDED...
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Joke Donation
Donation
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MADAGASCAR
MADAGASCAR
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THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK
THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK
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MY DREAM JOB...
MY DREAM JOB...
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Joke I have an idea ;-)
I have an idea ;-)
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Joke Johnny's wrong answer
Johnny's wrong answer Johnny was kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave you twenty dollars and you paid five dollars to Kate, five dollars to Sally and five dollars to Linda, what would you have?” Apparently ‘Three blowjobs and enough left over for a pizza was the wrong answer.
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Joke The Funny Story Of How Men Age
The Funny Story Of How Men Age 2 friends at the end of their college days part company. One moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why...
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Where Are They ?
Where Are They ? The army recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They went through lots of retirement plans but nothing seemed to please everyone. In the end, desperate, they promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line...
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Joke Dad Joke 🏉
Dad Joke 🏉 What do you call a boat full of polite football players? 🏉 A good sportsman ship. 😀
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ADAM AND EVE REPRODUCE
ADAM AND EVE REPRODUCE
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Joke Three Writers, Al, Ben, And Carl
Three Writers, Al, Ben, And Carl Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the receptionist told them, “I'm terribly sorry, but the elevator is broken In the meantime, you will have to take the stairs.”...
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Joke Shoplifting
Shoplifting A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticised everything and everyone throughout the process. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what...
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Joke A Man Boards A Flight
A Man Boards A Flight A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sensual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sensual statistics. It identifies that American...
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Joke ''ALEXA?''
''ALEXA?''
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Joke Dad Joke 🥛
Dad Joke 🥛 How fast is milk? 🥛 It’s pasteurised before you know it. 😀
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Joke Mother-In-Law
Mother-In-Law A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $150 we can bury your mother-in-law here or for $5000 we can ship her back home to be buried. The man replies, “Oh I will definitely have her shipped back home because if I remember correctly...
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