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mOiOz
DRESSED LIKE THAT!
DRESSED LIKE THAT!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DON'T WAIT....
DON'T WAIT....
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mOiOz
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Ivory
Healthy Patient
Healthy Patient
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mOiOz
SIRI, WHY...?
SIRI, WHY...?
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke The Dolphin Trainer
The Dolphin Trainer A senior crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner of the Ferrari jumps out and confronts the old man and says, “Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!” The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son. As he is...
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Judy ABowser
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🍺
Dad Joke 🍺 At a Wedding Party recently someone yelled, “All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death... 😊
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke At 65, I cry and nothing happens 😪
At 65, I cry and nothing happens 😪
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Littleboy8
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Ian72
holiday
holiday
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Ian72
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Friday Funnies: The Encyclopaedia Salesman | The Two Ronnies
Friday Funnies: The Encyclopaedia Salesman | The Two Ronnies In this brilliant sketch, a would-be encyclopedia salesman showers his potential customer with impressive trivia only to spectacularly fail at making the sale. It’s a masterclass in comic timing and verbal absurdity, delivered with impeccable precision by Ronnie Barker and Ronnie...
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Mikev
Joke Can you read this? ✍️
Can you read this? ✍️
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Margaret 9
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Joke Indeed they were
Indeed they were
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Danielle G.
Riddle Word Unscramble 27.08.2025
Word Unscramble 27.08.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: T I L C S O A C K
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Danielle F.
Riddle Geoguesser 28.08.2025
Geoguesser 28.08.2025 This city is famous for its giant panda research centre, where visitors can see the animals up close. It is also the birthplace of hotpot. Image Credit: CNN The correct answer is... Congratulations to everyone who got it correct! 🥇 JulesPalm, Phil_B, Remo53, Veronica, Ellen F, HelenB55, Helen171, firefox...
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Observer
Joke I can never remember
I can never remember There are 3 things I can never remember............................... . . . Make that 4
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Observer
Joke Good news Bad news
Good news Bad news A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said, “Michael, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” Michael replied, “I’ve had a horrible day… let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife, Susan, today, and she informed me that she invested...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Crack That Code 21.08.25 PM
Crack That Code 21.08.25 PM How much do you know your acronyms? 🤔 Take your shot and crack the real words and meaning behind everyday terms. Can you guess what this acronym represents? CPU Hint: It provides the core function in computers. Drop your answers below - we'll include your name in a shout-out if you get it correct! The answer we...
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Observer
Joke Today at the cemetery
Today at the cemetery Today at the cemetery, I saw 4 men carrying a coffin… just walking round and round in circles. Three hours later, they were STILL at it with the same coffin. That’s when I thought to myself… they've definitely lost the plot.
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Ivory
Bohemian Catsody
Bohemian Catsody
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Ivory
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Danielle G.
Joke strong reaction
strong reaction
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Irishgirl
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Joke Where's Charlie?
Where's Charlie?
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Observer
Joke Spring is upon us
Spring is upon us “Ahh spring in Australia… flowers blooming, weather warming, and magpies sharpening their beaks like it’s the Hunger Games.”
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Ivory
No Pun Intended!
No Pun Intended!
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Ivory
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mOiOz
PLEASE EXPLAIN???
PLEASE EXPLAIN???
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GANG IN TRAINING...
GANG IN TRAINING...
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Wandiwa
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🧂
Dad Joke 🧂 The doctor said my sugar was too high. So when I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it's much more accessible now. 😊
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