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ALIENS NEWS
ALIENS NEWS
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LUGGAGE ARRIVES
LUGGAGE ARRIVES
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BECOME A WOMAN
BECOME A WOMAN
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mOiOz
WOKE CHICKEN
WOKE CHICKEN
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mOiOz
WHEN THE KIDS WALK IN...
WHEN THE KIDS WALK IN...
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EXPENSIVE TRIPS
EXPENSIVE TRIPS
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mOiOz
OVERDID IT,,,
OVERDID IT,,,
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mOiOz
THREE PINTS OF GUINNESS
THREE PINTS OF GUINNESS An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness, and takes a seat. He sips from each one in turn until they’re gone, then comes back for another round. The bartender, a bit puzzled, says, “You know, lad, a pint goes flat if you don’t drink it fresh. It’d taste better if you ordered them one at a...
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melnugro
How to Turn Tomatoes Red .
How to Turn Tomatoes Red . A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes won’t ripen. She goes to her neighbor and says, ” Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it ?” The man replies, ” Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Fill in the Blank 14.04.2025
Fill in the Blank 14.04.2025 Gooood Morning memberssss! 👋 Ready to put your thinking caps on for our brand-new segment, "Fill in the Blank"? 🤔 Today’s challenge is simple yet inspiring: All you need to do is complete the sentence below: 'You can take the boy out of the country, but you can’t take the __________ out of the boy.' – Paul...
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mOiOz
WTF TOURIST COMPLAINTS!!!
WTF TOURIST COMPLAINTS!!! WTF - TOURIST COMPLAINTS!!! THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband, who just wanted to relax." 2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that...
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mOiOz
IN JAIL...
IN JAIL...
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Mikev
Brain Teaser Question of Age 🤔
Question of Age 🤔 A teacher questions his pupil: I am four times the age you were when I was the age you are now. I am forty years old, how old are you?' 🤔 I will post the answer below later.
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mOiOz
HAD NO CHOICE...
HAD NO CHOICE...
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mOiOz
MEN & DOGS
MEN & DOGS
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mOiOz
COLONOSCOPY CARTOON
COLONOSCOPY CARTOON
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WHALE TO SWALLOW....
WHALE TO SWALLOW....
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mOiOz
BAD DAY?
BAD DAY? H
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🧶
Dad Joke 🧶 A policeman spotted an elderly lady driving while knitting. 🧶 "Pullover!" he said "No, it's a scarf!" she replied 😊
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mOiOz
RADIO
RADIO
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LUMBERJACK
LUMBERJACK
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mOiOz
THE SHOVEL
THE SHOVEL
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WONTON
WONTON
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CLONING
CLONING
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LAZY EYE
LAZY EYE
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