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mOiOz
GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Testi-ng Times
Testi-ng Times
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SirExton
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Wendy
Well read
Well read
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Upping The Ante!
Upping The Ante! A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After noticing there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar, he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100. Do you want to give it a...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Cheap Alternative.
Cheap Alternative. The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her. I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?” “Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Zappo
Zappo
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Observer
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🪦
Dad Joke 🪦 Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery with my wife. 🪦 The GPS blurted out “You have reached your final destination.” My wife said “This is a grave development indeed.” I replied “Yeah. Usually it's a dead end.” 😀
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Mikev
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Observer
Joke What were you thinking????
What were you thinking????
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke Hiking Money!
Hiking Money! I went into my 12 year old sons bedroom yesterday and saw he had a 42 inch plasma TV... so when he got home from school I questioned him... "Where did you get the TV, did you steal it?" "No, I didn't steal it, I bought it." "Where did you get the money, you dealing drugs?" "Of course not, I saved up my hiking money." "What is...
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Skipton
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Joke Location! Location! Location!
Location! Location! Location! A couple was doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was. The husband, in a calm voice...
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 23.07.2024
Afternoon Riddle 23.07.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What has many keys but can’t open a single lock? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our handy...
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Luckyus
Joke Shocked
Shocked
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Dreams
Dreams
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Ages off Man
Ages off Man
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Luckyus
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BruceAnderson
What happens to unsupervised children? Click here to find out!
What happens to unsupervised children? Click here to find out!
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Tervueren
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Joke How accurate
How accurate
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Tervueren
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SirExton
Joke Cat Dress
Cat Dress
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mOiOz
THE TRUTH...
THE TRUTH...
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mOiOz
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Love Chinese food.
Love Chinese food. I ordered Chinese locally (wont name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving back home heard the bags rustling and moving'I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out I was driving at the time so I pulled over I leaned forward picked the bag...
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Littleboy8
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Random, quirky thoughts
Random, quirky thoughts Hello, members! I hope you're sitting comfortably with your favourite cuppa in hand! Earlier, while making my own cuppa, a random thought popped into my head: If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless? I still haven’t figured out the answer, but it made me wonder—do you ever get those random, quirky...
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Jennylolo
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BruceAnderson
Cars keep to the right?
Cars keep to the right? Make sure you are driving a submersible!!
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Revhead61
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midgemills
Joke USA
USA
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midgemills
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mOiOz
NOT WHAT WE MEANT...!
NOT WHAT WE MEANT...!
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mOiOz
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Mando
Why
Why Why do farts smell? For the benefit of the deaf.
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Too smart
Too smart
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Nevertiki
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