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Observer
Joke Don't blame Goldilocks
Don't blame Goldilocks
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Observer
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mOiOz
CAMEL TOW
CAMEL TOW
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke You don't wanna know what I am thinking
You don't wanna know what I am thinking
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Observer
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mOiOz
BABY BOO-BOOS OF THE BIBLE
BABY BOO-BOOS OF THE BIBLE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE . NOAH'S...
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Not a happy mother
Not a happy mother
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Eye sight test
Eye sight test
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Observer
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mOiOz
MATERNAL INSTINCT
MATERNAL INSTINCT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MATERNITY
MATERNITY
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Guns only
Guns only
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Before the law stepped in
Before the law stepped in
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Where does a bear go to use a toilet?
Where does a bear go to use a toilet?
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Thong smack
Thong smack
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Observer
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Observer
Joke I knew you from a long time back
I knew you from a long time back
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Playing trains
Playing trains
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke Bad Day!
Bad Day! I had a really bad day. First, my ex got run over by a bus. Then, I got fired from my job as a bus driver!
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Breaking the furniture clawing habit
Breaking the furniture clawing habit
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke More One liners
More One liners 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear...
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Skipton
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BruceAnderson
Viagra
Viagra There’s a new Viagra pill available to put in your hot drinks. It doesn’t improve your sex life, but it does stop your biscuits going limp when you dunk them in your tea or coffee 😂
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Skipton
Joke Conditions (adult)
Conditions (adult) A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both grew up. He has a job in the same town, and occasionally, on his walk home from work, he goes into the bookstore and sneaks a look at “The Joy of Sex” to find a new position to try with his wife. So one evening he arrives home and tells his wife, “I’ve got a...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke ''Pull Over Sir.''
''Pull Over Sir.'' A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state...
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Skipton
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BruceAnderson
Swingers Welcome
Swingers Welcome I might stay for two nights 🤪
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BruceAnderson
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Observer
Joke Just give me 2 minutes peace
Just give me 2 minutes peace
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Don't stand there
Don't stand there
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Joke TV Commercials
TV Commercials 3 boys 5, 7, and 8 years old go to the checkout in a store and put 3 chocolate bars on the counter and a box of tampons. The employee questions the oldest boy why he is buying tampons. He replies, "They're not for me. They're for Billy here. We saw a TV commercial that said if you wear them, you can swim or ride a bike, and...
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Rujam
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Observer
Joke Dog discovers owners job
Dog discovers owners job
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