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mOiOz
BAD DAY
BAD DAY
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Mikeyboy2012
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Ivory
The Challenges of the English Language
The Challenges of the English Language
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Ivory
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🌳
Dad Joke 🌳 I have a pet tree. 🌳 It's like having a pet dog, except the bark is quieter. 😊
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Mikev
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐈‍⬛
Dad Joke 🐈‍⬛ This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor women thought the cat understood her. 🐱 After I got home and told my dog, we couldn’t stop laughing! 🐶
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Mikev
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Luckyus
Joke Just An Observation
Just An Observation "If we can manage to convince the Chinese that Jihadists' testicles are aphrodisiacs", within ten years they'll have disappeared..."
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Luckyus
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Ivory
Computing 101
Computing 101
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Ivory
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Ivory
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
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Ivory
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Macs-241
Officer quit after this 😂
Officer quit after this 😂
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Macs-241
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mOiOz
FILTHY MINDED
FILTHY MINDED
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MENOPAUSE
MENOPAUSE
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Ivory
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mOiOz
FEEL AMAZING...
FEEL AMAZING...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
WE HAVE BOX SEATS...
WE HAVE BOX SEATS...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WEEK-OLD BUNS...
WEEK-OLD BUNS...
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mOiOz
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Ivory
Will Someone Join Me Please?
Will Someone Join Me Please?
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Ivory
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mOiOz
HAD TO STOP AT BANK...
HAD TO STOP AT BANK...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
EXCUSE ME WAITER...
EXCUSE ME WAITER...
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mOiOz
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Mrtnst
Joke Bad Advice
Bad Advice Not recommended if you're working in an explosives factory during a power blackout.
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Wandiwa
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🔠
Dad Joke 🔠 I was telling my mates that my wife asked me if I would help get her a job as a professional scrabble player. So I put in a good word for her. Mick wanted to know if I gave her any letters of recommendation. Jack said he hoped she doesn’t blank on her interview. 😊
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke ONLY A BANKER WOULD THINK LIKE THIS
ONLY A BANKER WOULD THINK LIKE THIS The CEO of Euro Exim Bank Ltd, Kaushik Punjani made economists think when he said: ′′A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he doesn't buy cars and doesn't borrow money to buy them. He doesn't pay for insurance. He doesn't buy fuel. He doesn't pay for maintenance and repairs. He doesn't use...
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Skipton
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Ivory
I’d Say Shake Harder
I’d Say Shake Harder Bad Dog!
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Ivory
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Danielle G.
Joke management's order
management's order
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Ivory
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 👂
Dad Joke 👂 Two years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. 👂 I haven't heard from him since. 😊
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
BUBBLE WRAP!!!
BUBBLE WRAP!!!
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mOiOz
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Friday Funnies: Don't send a man to the grocery store! | Jeanne Robertson
Friday Funnies: Don't send a man to the grocery store! | Jeanne Robertson This week's Friday Funny is courtesy of members @Rosita1950 and @PDYR! Have you heard Jeanne Robertson's comedy before? It's chock full of clever observational comedy and clean humour.
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