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mOiOz
I LET YOU PLAN OUR VACATION...!!!
I LET YOU PLAN OUR VACATION...!!!
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Des-Piesed
Des-Piesed A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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Coyney
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mOiOz
WHAT'T WRONG WITH COMET?
WHAT'T WRONG WITH COMET?
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Littleboy8
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mjm9
This will have you in stitches
This will have you in stitches
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Nantes
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Joke MY bed
MY bed
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henselhd
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Skipton
Joke PHILOSOPHICAL OBSERVATIONS
PHILOSOPHICAL OBSERVATIONS My girlfriend says I'm cheap, so I took her out for tea and biscuits. It was quite exciting as she had never given blood before. Non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio My wife wants me to wear a bracelet that belonged to her grandfather. It says "Do Not Resuscitate." It's been months since I bought...
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DannyKaye
Great Grandad Joke of the day
Great Grandad Joke of the day Two “Senior” widows were talking to each other. Wilma says, “That nice Billy Fleck asked me out for a date, I know that you went out with him last week and I wanted to know about him before I give him an answer.” Wanda says, “Well I tell you, what a fine gentleman, he shows up right on 6 pm dressed in a fine...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🦖
Dad Joke 🦖 What do you call a drunk dinosaur? 🦖 A staggersaurus. 😀
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Elvis Is Back!
Elvis Is Back! Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to the States before it is too late. He hops on the plane bound for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
MEN DON'T GROW UP...
MEN DON'T GROW UP...
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mOiOz
DON'T KNOW YOUR WIFE...
DON'T KNOW YOUR WIFE...
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Ivory
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mOiOz
STANDING IN LINE
STANDING IN LINE
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Ivory
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mOiOz
YOU'RE CHARGED WTH...
YOU'RE CHARGED WTH...
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Ivory
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mOiOz
AUSTRALIAN SPIDER CHART
AUSTRALIAN SPIDER CHART
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Ivory
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Skipton
Joke Gorilla Removers. (Adult Content)
Gorilla Removers. (Adult Content) A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball...
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Ivory
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mOiOz
ME, AFTER...
ME, AFTER...
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Oaklegs
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🚀
Dad Joke 🚀 Got my mate an unnecessarily large rocket this year. 🚀 He's over the moon. 😀
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Mikev
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mOiOz
OLD AGE IS GOLDEN
OLD AGE IS GOLDEN
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Ivory
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mOiOz
WHEN GRANDPA IS...
WHEN GRANDPA IS...
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Ivory
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mOiOz
WHY EAT WITH A CLOWN...?
WHY EAT WITH A CLOWN...?
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Ivory
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mOiOz
I AIM TO PLEASE...
I AIM TO PLEASE...
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Ivory
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Macs-241
We Tested ANIMAL COMMUNICATION Here's What We Discovered...?
We Tested ANIMAL COMMUNICATION Here's What We Discovered...? We Tested ANIMAL COMMUNICATION Here's What We Discovered...?
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Macs-241
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'place' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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MIZMAC
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mOiOz
AAAAAH....
AAAAAH....
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke
Dad Joke Dad Joke 🥣 WARNING: Do NOT give Rice Bubbles to young children. 🥣 I ate them as a child. Now when I stand up I snap, crackle, and pop. 😀
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Luckyus
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