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mOiOz
HOW TO REASON
HOW TO REASON
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mOiOz
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK...?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK...?
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!
FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
AUSTRALIA EXPLAINED...
AUSTRALIA EXPLAINED...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
VISITING THE ELDERLY...
VISITING THE ELDERLY...
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Going to laugh your head off
Going to laugh your head off
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mOiOz
STARTER PACK...
STARTER PACK...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HOW AMERICANS SEE...
HOW AMERICANS SEE...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WEARING ARMOUR...
WEARING ARMOUR...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
TEACHER ASKS...
TEACHER ASKS...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS...
BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🖼️
Dad Joke 🖼️ Two artists had an art contest. 🖼️ It ended in a draw. 😊
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Too Tired To Think!
Too Tired To Think! 8am: Too tired to think. Noon: Too tired to think. 5pm: Too tired to think. Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles?
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Mando
Role Playing
Role Playing
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Mando
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Mikev
Joke The difference between dogs and cats 🛋️
The difference between dogs and cats 🛋️ Here’s a funny cartoon about the difference between dogs and cats 🛋️
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 17.02.2025
Riddle Masters 17.02.2025 Goooooood Morning, Riddle Masters! 🎉🤔 Who's ready to kickstart the week with a brain teaser? 🧠💡 Let's see if you can crack this one: I’m full of holes but strong as steel. What am I? Think you’ve solved it? Drop your answer in the comments! But beware—our spoiler button will keep everyone’s guesses hidden until...
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Phyllis Kincaid
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Luckyus
Joke Biggest Joke
Biggest Joke THE BIGGEST JOKE ON MANKIND IS THAT COMPUTERS HAVE STARTED ASKING HUMANS TO PROVE THAT THEY AREN'T A ROBOT.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Life Is Mutual
Life Is Mutual “It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger When this becomes apparent, try not to yell at them Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Rob Let me relate how...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Annual Checkup
Annual Checkup A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up. The nurse starts with certain basic items. ‘How much do you weigh?' she asks ‘Eight and a half stone,' the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stone The nurse asks, ‘Your height?' ‘5 foot 8 !!!', she says. The nurse checks...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Soldier Overseas
Soldier Overseas The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. “Oh honey, I'm so happy,” he said “Who took you to the hospital?” “Your brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Council Workers
Council Workers One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke A Drunk Beauty
A Drunk Beauty A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, ‘I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.’ She blew up the balloon and he walked it...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke At The Show
At The Show My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs …. Smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once...
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
I TOLD GRANDMA...
I TOLD GRANDMA...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MY SPIRIT TREE
MY SPIRIT TREE
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