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Skipton
Joke Watch Out!
Watch Out! I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him, and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman... not on my watch.
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🧒
Dad Joke 🧒 My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. 🧒 Looks like she's preparing some kind of barbie queue. 😀
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Observer
Joke Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
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Littleboy8
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About You
About You Here are 10 facts I know about you. 1. You're reading this right now. 2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid. 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how...
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Whip Me!!! (Adult Joke)
Whip Me!!! (Adult Joke) A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van (shag carpets, big double mattress in the back... ) when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a...
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Is he the man for you?
Is he the man for you?
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Wandiwa
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Red Gem
Joke Smart Senior
Smart Senior
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke I want Rosie
I want Rosie
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Trust!
Trust! A newlywed couple lies in bed, and the husband curiously asks his wife about the number of men she has been with. Despite his inquiry, the woman remains silent, her gaze fixed on the ceiling. Pressing the matter, the husband asks again, assuring her, “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?” Still met with...
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐰
Dad Joke 🐰 What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? 🐰 A receding hareline. 😀
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Thai Die!
Thai Die! I came home to find my wife boiling all mt cravats in a pot. I screamed ''What do you think you're doing?'' She said, '' I'm making a tie curry!''
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Children's Rates!
Children's Rates! The father of three called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?" the father asked. "No, sir," replied the clerk. "We only take cash and credit cards."
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mjm9
Adultery
Adultery
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mjm9
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mOiOz
MONSTER IN BED
MONSTER IN BED
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke Modern Parents 📱
Modern Parents 📱 Here’s a funny cartoon about modern parenting 📱
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Skipton
Joke Leave As Found!
Leave As Found! Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children. After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "Please leave the bathroom as you found it." I noticed the...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
SPIDERMAN'S COUSIN
SPIDERMAN'S COUSIN
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
HOT BABE...?
HOT BABE...?
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Skipton
Joke Incredible
Incredible We were doing some home renovations and incredibly, when we knocked down a wall, we found a secret fully furnished room. And, it was only then that I remembered that we live in a duplex!
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mOiOz
MONKEE POX HOAX
MONKEE POX HOAX
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
LORENA BOBBITT
LORENA BOBBITT
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mOiOz
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mOiOz
SEE NO EVIL
SEE NO EVIL
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Wandiwa
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Dirty
Short and Sweet
Short and Sweet Sorry whomever I offended was never my intention to do so. Some of my jokes can be out there and I hadn't even got close to my really really out there. I do wish that you could have come to me so I could have had the opportunity to apologise in person so to speak I'll be packing my bags now as it will sort of make me...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SET THEM FREE
SET THEM FREE
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Wandiwa
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