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Skipton
Joke ''Spin The Bottle''
''Spin The Bottle'' When I was a kid, when we played ''Spin The Bottle'' if they didn't want to kiss you, they'd have to give you twenty cents. By the time I was twelve, I owned my own home!
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Skipton
Joke Abdul
Abdul
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Skipton
Joke With Benefits!
With Benefits! A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his giro. He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
PRACTICE SAFE TEXT
PRACTICE SAFE TEXT
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mOiOz
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 30.05.2024
Afternoon Riddle 30.05.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! My buddies and I were inseparable mates until one by one we were split. My teacher then gave me a smack on the head so off in the corner I sit. What...
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mOiOz
HERE'S TO NIPPLES
HERE'S TO NIPPLES
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PREGNANCY Q&A
PREGNANCY Q&A
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CALLED THE WAITRESS
CALLED THE WAITRESS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FOUGHT THE LAWN
FOUGHT THE LAWN
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Laundry fairies took it
Laundry fairies took it
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Just released from Coles
Just released from Coles
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Observer
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Observer
Joke This one is just for the ladies
This one is just for the ladies This is for you ladies!!! I recently ate at a restaurant where a table of girlfriends of a certain age were having a wonderful time, and came home and wrote this. You may recognize somebody, maybe yourself ... Lunch With Girlfriends Elaine’s vertigo has never been worse Kay can’t recall where she left her purse...
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Skipton
Joke The First Air Friar
The First Air Friar
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Skipton
Joke Smores!
Smores! I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. ………. Those were Goodyears. Never break someone’s heart. They only have one. ……….Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ……….Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough. Be kind to your kids. ……….They...
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melnugro
The Way it Used to Be
The Way it Used to Be A boy returns home from running an errand for his quarantined grandfather. He says, "Grandpa, I got all the groceries you wanted! All together, it came to $47.22. Here's your change." Grandpa says, "My goodness, the world is expensive nowadays. When I was a boy your age, I could get five pounds of potatoes, three...
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Brody
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Observer
Joke Yes, I'm going bald too
Yes, I'm going bald too
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Wendy
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mOiOz
REMEMBER THESE...?
REMEMBER THESE...?
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Observer
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mOiOz
ALWAYS LOOK UP STREAM
ALWAYS LOOK UP STREAM
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Observer
Joke Can maybe use for both?
Can maybe use for both?
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mOiOz
SOMEONE'S TYPE
SOMEONE'S TYPE
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Times sure have changed
Times sure have changed
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Forgotten something?
Forgotten something?
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Observer
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mOiOz
WISHING YOU WERE HERE
WISHING YOU WERE HERE
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Wife's Cooking
Wife's Cooking
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SirExton
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mOiOz
STIR THE SHITPOT
STIR THE SHITPOT
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mOiOz
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