Jokes & fun

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Luckyus
Joke My Girlfriend
My Girlfriend I'm going out with a Muslim girl, but she's nothing like you'd think. She drinks like a fish and bangs like a 5h1t house door in a gale. Her phone has been off for a couple of days so I rang her father last night and he said he'd sent her out to get stoned. Now that's what I call a father.
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Luckyus
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mjm9
Decision making
Decision making
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke I'm Not
I'm Not I'm not a Gynaecologist. But I'll take a Look?
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Luckyus
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. This is an easy one. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations! Everyone...
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Luckyus
Joke Food Inspector
Food Inspector
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Luckyus
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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 05.09.2024
Afternoon Riddle 05.09.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our handy...
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Luckyus
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Mikev
Joke Dad’s Pirate Joke 🏴‍☠️
Dad’s Pirate Joke 🏴‍☠️ Which letter of the alphabet keeps pirates calm? 🏴‍☠️ P. Without it, they are irate. 😀
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Mikeyboy2012
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Skipton
Joke Something In Common
Something In Common
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Big Success!
Big Success!
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Skipton
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🧑‍⚕️
Dad Joke 🧑‍⚕️ I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic. “Sure,” he said. “Knock yourself out.” Then I asked if I could close up my own incision. “Fine,” he said. “Suture self.” 😀
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Apple!
Apple!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Hello!
Hello!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Don't Eat Red Meat!
Don't Eat Red Meat!
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Skipton
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mOiOz
WHY I PULLED YOU OVER?
WHY I PULLED YOU OVER?
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Tervueren
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B
Don't know if you put this in both sex section and jokes,
Don't know if you put this in both sex section and jokes, you will get a laugh
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mOiOz
WHAT EVERY WOMAN NEEDS....
WHAT EVERY WOMAN NEEDS....
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
NO ONE SEES....
NO ONE SEES....
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke For 1 million Euros
For 1 million Euros … and towards the end of the program he had already won 500,000 euros. “You've done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, “but for a million euros you've only got one lifeline left, phone a friend. If you get the next question wrong, you'll only get 100,000 euros. Everything is riding on this...
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Observer
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Observer
Joke You broke yours
You broke yours
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Observer
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mOiOz
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALMOST...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALMOST...
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Electrifying
Electrifying
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
PETS & OWNERS
PETS & OWNERS
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
IF ONE DOOR CLOSES...
IF ONE DOOR CLOSES...
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke The Pharoah’s…..Dog? 🐱
The Pharoah’s…..Dog? 🐱 Here is a funny cartoon about the pharaoh’s cat. Or is that a dog? 😀
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Littleboy8
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