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mOiOz
WEAKER SEX...
WEAKER SEX...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Fill in the Blank 11.04.2025
Fill in the Blank 11.04.2025 G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'You can't handle the ______!' – A Few Good Men A) Pressure B) Weight C) Truth D) Justice Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we were looking for is…...
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Joke Mr Stew
Mr Stew
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Riddle Geoguesser 14.04.2025 (Afternoon)
Geoguesser 14.04.2025 (Afternoon) Watched over by Mount Vesuvius, this lively city is known for its historic Royal Palace and being the birthplace of pizza. Can you guess the city? Source: Photosbypatrik / Shutterstock Submit your answer in the comments below! And for a fun twist, use our 'spoiler' button to reveal other people's...
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… But you gave really good answers so we also...
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Wombat2u2004
The Invention of Glue
The Invention of Glue
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Wombat2u2004
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mOiOz
LET'S HAVE SEX...
LET'S HAVE SEX...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
KITTY I.T....!
KITTY I.T....!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GOING TO HATE US....
GOING TO HATE US....
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TELL US...!
TELL US...!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BACKLASH FROM U.S.A. COPS
BACKLASH FROM U.S.A. COPS Southern cops have a way with words! These are great! These are actual comments made by South Carolina troopers that were taken off their car videos. 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
WHEN YOU DIE...
WHEN YOU DIE...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS' POEM
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS' POEM Just in time for Elections ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS' POEM I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy. Medicare it keep you healthy! By...
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke At the boyfriend parents
At the boyfriend parents A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her...
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Skipton
Joke ''Ring'' ''Ring''
''Ring'' ''Ring''
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Luckyus
Joke Interrogation
Interrogation A drunk driver is being interrogated. Detective: okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top. Driver: I don’t know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water. Detective: Your water is on its way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated. Driver: NO! I swear, I just lost control of the car and I was...
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mOiOz
MATTRESS ON CAR
MATTRESS ON CAR
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mOiOz
SEXY ICEBERG?
SEXY ICEBERG?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TRANSFENDER
TRANSFENDER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MANDATORY -vs- OPTIONAL
MANDATORY -vs- OPTIONAL
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ALIENS NEWS
ALIENS NEWS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
LUGGAGE ARRIVES
LUGGAGE ARRIVES
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BECOME A WOMAN
BECOME A WOMAN
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WOKE CHICKEN
WOKE CHICKEN
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mOiOz
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