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Skipton
Joke Over Easy!
Over Easy! A Canadian tourist is fascinated by the Native American way of life and culture, so, he decides to visit a reservation in the United States to find out more. After a long and dusty drive through the Arizona desert, he finally arrives at the reservation. Soon after his arrival, the tourist meets an old chief, who claims to remember...
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Skipton
Joke AH!
AH! A cop pulls up a speeding driver, who is very angry at being stopped and very unco-operative. The cop writes him a ticket and notes "AH" on the bottom. The driver asks what that means and the cop replies "That's to remind me what an asshole you are". Later in court the cop is being questioned by the driver's barrister, who says "What...
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them dearly, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat explosive effect on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, “she’ll never go through with the marriage with me...
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BruceAnderson
Don’t let your dog pee on my tent !!
Don’t let your dog pee on my tent !!
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Joke It's so cold...
It's so cold...
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Observer
Joke Slow down with the drinking
Slow down with the drinking
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mOiOz
SICK? YOU'RE SICK?
SICK? YOU'RE SICK?
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mOiOz
FAILED EXAM
FAILED EXAM
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
TIGHT ARSE
TIGHT ARSE
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Pretty easy, eh? All of you got it correct! Here's...
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mOiOz
AUTOCORRECTED
AUTOCORRECTED
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mOiOz
LOWERING STRESS
LOWERING STRESS
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Cuddles
Cuddles
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
CAN YOU MULTITASK?
CAN YOU MULTITASK?
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 12.07.2024
Riddle Masters 12.07.2024 Hey, Riddle Masters! 👋🏻 Looking for a fun challenge to brighten your day? Here's the third and final riddle of the week. Time to put on your thinking cap! Tear me off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I? Know the answer? Share it in the comments below! As always, the 'spoiler'...
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BruceAnderson
If you want an erection, we can help!
If you want an erection, we can help!
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Luckyus
Joke Shortest Essay (NON-PC)
Shortest Essay (NON-PC) An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1. Religion 2. Royalty 3. Physical Disability 4. Racism 5. Homosexuality The prize-winner wrote: 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged **** is a poof.
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Joke That's funnyture
That's funnyture
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BruceAnderson
Can you see the invisible naked man?
Can you see the invisible naked man?
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KNICKERS
KNICKERS
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Observer
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SirExton
Joke Anniversary
Anniversary
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Skipton
Joke Time For A Change! (Adult)
Time For A Change! (Adult) A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials . The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order...
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Observer
Joke Are we all getting out there?
Are we all getting out there?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke The first 60 years
The first 60 years
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