You're Fired!
The CEO of a company was walking round the factory to see how the staff were working.
He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him,
"How much do you earn?" The guy was amazed and said, "$4500 a month Sir".
The CEO. took out his wallet, gave the guy $9000 and yelled at him,
"I pay people here to work and not waste time loafing around.
This is your 2 months salary, now Get out of here, don't say a word and NEVER come back!"
After the guy had left, the CEO now looked at the other workers and asked,
"by the way, who was that guy?".
The workers replied. he was waiting for his friend.