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Your Today Smile (Depending on your faith, hopefully we can laugh at ourselves)​

Your Today Smile (Depending on your faith, hopefully we still can laugh at ourselves)​

Your Today Smile.

We live in Perth, Australia, and the missus decided for the first time
to wear a Burka for a week just to see what the reaction would be.
The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose,
kicked up the ****, and received death threats.
Heaven knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house

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Can you spare just $5.00 ?
Ranjitu is a 9 year old boy living in Zambia.
He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to
school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels,
no brakes and only 1 pedal..
If you send us just $5..00, we will send you the video - it's hilarious.
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I've caught a stray parrot in my garden.
All he says is, "Good morning you ugly prick."
The parrot isn't yours is it?
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I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had one from the sperm bank.
Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
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Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was colour blind.
I'm rather worried now that some of my mates could be black.
If you are, will you delete my e-mail address ?
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There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market:
'Trycoxagain'.
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In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.
The question I got wrong was, 'Where do most women have curly hair?'
Apparently, it's Africa.
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One of the other questions was to name two things
commonly found in Cells.
It appears that 'Aboriginals' is not the correct answer.
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My girlfriend told me I was no longer romantic so I
booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.
Unfortunately she isn't interested in Snooker & Darts.
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There's a new Muslim
clothing shop opened in Bondi, but I've been
banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
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You can justifiably say lots of bad things about paedophiles,
but at least they drive slowly past schools.
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a Mustache".