[Luckyus]

Young Love​

An elderly couple decide to allow their eighteen year old daughter to bring her boyfriend home. However, the mother is a bit on edge with things so she sets up a spyhole in her bedroom floor to keep an eye on her daughter. It's boring for a few weeks as they just kiss and cuddle but then - one night - things start to get got.

Knelt over on the floor with her eye glued to the hole she starts narrating what is happening to her hubby who - after weeks of this - is getting tired of it.

" Eeh, Dad! He's taking her bra off! " She says.

" Nowt to worry about Mum - we used to do that as well when we was younger than she was. No harm in it. "

Pause for five minutes and then:

" Eeh Dad! Now he's slipping her knickers off her! "

" So what Mum? We was young once - and we did a lot of that. "

Pause for another five minutes and then:

" Eeh dad! He's doing it to her now....."

" Leave them be, woman and get into bed. They're young and in love and are doing nowt we didn't do. "

Long pause and thern she says: " Eeh dad, they've finished - and now he's doing something you never did....."

The father sits upright in bed and asks her what. She says:


" He's wiping his willy on our curtains....."