[mOiOz]

YOU WERE GOING FAST​

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Police: You were going fast.

Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.

Police: There isn't any.

Me: I know! That's how far behind I am.

 

[Dennis]

Another good one, keep them coming, how many of them have you got Left?

Dennis R;s Morning Pun. What do you call a bee that is always complaining? A grumble bee!

 

[mOiOz]

Another good one, keep them coming, how many of them have you got Left?

Dennis R;s Morning Pun. What do you call a bee that is always complaining? A grumble bee!

Thousands....!

 

[Veggiepatch]

@mOiOz you always come up with goods!

 

[SM17453]

mOiOz Fantastic

 

[Ezzy]

Thousands....!

We've got plenty of time for them. Even if you shared two a week that is only 104 gags a year.

Love them. Makes my day.

 

[Da Freddo]

YOU WERE GOING FAST

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Police: You were going fast.

Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.

Police: There isn't any.

Me: I know! That's how far behind I am.

I got pulled for speeding and thought My answer was legit...
Police: I've been waiting a long time for you!
Me: Sorry I've was going as fast as I can to not disappoint you.

 

[DannyKaye]

A senior man was pulled over by a motor cycle policeman.
Are you aware you were speeding?
No.
I'm tired it's the end of my shift, I don't need the hassle of paper work, if you give me one good reason for speeding I will let you off.
The Senior man replied.
2 years ago my wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you were bringing her back.
On your way old man.