[Observer]

You broke yours​

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[rch247]

Reminds me of the joke about the little boy who said "Anyway I've got one of these and you haven't." And the little girl's reply: "My mummy said because I've got one of these, I can get one of those any time I like."

 

[Dennis]

I have used both jokes for many years, but they are good ones

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why didn't the man die when he drank poison? Because he was in the living room.

 

[Luckyus]

I have used both jokes for many years, but they are good ones

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why didn't the man die when he drank poison? Because he was in the living room.

Likewise, until I saw your post I thought the same.

 

[UNIT1000]

I have used both jokes for many years, but they are good ones

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why didn't the man die when he drank poison? Because he was in the living room.

my son aged 3 said to his sister you dont have a dickie only a bum

 

[Observer]

my son aged 3 said to his sister you dont have a dickie only a bum

RUDE

lol

 

[Littleboy8]

Reminds me of the joke about the little boy who said "Anyway I've got one of these and you haven't." And the little girl's reply: "My mummy said because I've got one of these, I can get one of those any time I like."

so true

 

[Knackers]

Our youngest grandson - who had two older brothers - "dacked" a little girl in the Preppy Kids play area at school one lunchtime. He was "shocked' on what he had exposed to the world! Exclaiming to all and sundry....."LOOK, SHE HASN'T GOT ANY BALLS"! Repercussions....parents called to school and several lunchtime detentions for young Declan!....LOL.....!!!

 

[Crestwood96]

Out of the mouths of babes

 

[Observer]

Out of the mouths of babes

For sure