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Yearly Physical
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly
physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination
room he says, "I will need a urine sample,
a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns
to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR"