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Wrong John!
I saw a fit looking Girl busking in town earlier today.
She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs,
emphasised by the short leather skirt she was wearing.
"Any Requests"..? She asked the watching crowd.
"Your Thong," I replied with a Wink.
Everyone in the crowd gasped in Horror, and
the girl slapped me hard across the face.
It's tough being an Elton John fan with a Lisp…
