[Skipton]

Wrong Division!​

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler,
and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand.
The teacher called on Morris for his answer.
With complete sincerity in his voice, little Morris answered,
"A good lawyer."

 

[Dennis]

'Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Alison, Alison who? Alison to the radio.

 

[mOiOz]

 

[MIZMAC]

 

[Reet]

A woman was accompanying her husband on a business trip abroad. He was carrying his laptop computer with him and the Security Officer at the airport asked him to open the case. It was locked and the Security officer had to wait patiently while the husband tried to remember the combination. After about ten minutes, by which time his hands and head were drenched in sweat, the husband finally remembered the combination and opened the case.
Afterwards, his wife asked him, "Why were you so nervous?"
He confessed sheepishly, "Because the numbers are the date of our wedding anniversary."