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Wrong Approach
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says:
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL
wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says:
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say - 'WHO'S HORNY'
And she acts like she's sound asleep!"
