[Observer]

Would you start to panic?​

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Spin64]

worst flight ever!

 

[mick.idgaf]

He was told to drop 700 pounds of fuel, before he could land, but he decided to save the company some money by flight control. So he got parachutes for himself, the flight Engineer, co-pilot and three Air-hostesses' and they all jumped. They found out that they had reached the allocated by reducing the weight of the plane by 715 pounds. I do not know what is going to happen now as we have got nobody to land this plane now.

 

[Observer]

He was told to drop 700 pounds of fuel, before he could land, but he decided to save the company some money by flight control. So he got parachutes for himself, the flight Engineer, co-pilot and three Air-hostesses' and they all jumped. They found out that they had reached the allocated by reducing the weight of the plane by 715 pounds. I do not know what is going to happen now as we have got nobody to land this plane now.

 

[Robbo3006]

Qants?

 

[Dennis]

Instead of the cry is there a doctor in the house, insert pilot.

 

[RFG]

"Was".....the operative word here I guess.

 

[SonsofPlatinum]

So unhappy with inflight service?

 

[sandyp]

Omg ….. panic stations

 

[Observer]

So unhappy with inflight service?

Omg ….. panic stations

Big time

 

[youngy650]

Hell yes

 

[Barbara V]

Another old one

 

[Knackers]

Another old one

Too predictable........ The "V"inger has spoken!

 

[Observer]

Another old one

You must be aging a bit. That joke has to be near 100 years old

 

[Observer]

Too predictable........ The "V"inger has spoken!

Were meaning Vinegar Tits????????

 

[Knackers]

Were meaning Vinegar Tits????????

Nah...... Vinger as in a German "whinger".....the H is silent in German!

 

[SirExton]

I would start to PANIC on the tarmac if seeing this??

 

[Observer]

I would start to PANIC on the tarmac if seeing this??
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Drug mule?

 

[UruauP]

I would start to PANIC on the tarmac if seeing this??
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Good one!