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Woman in Labour (NON-PC Contains Profanity)
Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.
She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you bastard.
He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said,
'Fuck off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing'