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With Our Compliments!
I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant.
Just as I was finishing up and thinking about
getting the bill, when this sweet little old
grandmother came up top my table and said.
''You are such a lovely boy, with such wonderful manners.
You are a credit to your mum and dad.''
Then off she toddled.
I said to the waiter: ''Excuse me, who was that?''
He said: Ah yes sir, that's your complimentary Nan''.
