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SirExton

SirExton

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A little bird was flying south during winter, but it got so cold, that it fell out of the sky into a field .
As it lay there frozen still on the ground, a cow came along and laid a huge cow pat over the bird!
The bird was being warmed up by the cow poo, and when recovered it started to sing in appreciation.
A cat passing the field, heard the bird singing and went over to investigate.
The cat then promptly dug the bird out of the manure and ate the bird.
There are three lessons to be learned from that story.
1, Not everyone who shits on you, is your enemy!
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shit, is your friend!
3. When you are deep in the shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
 

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