[Dippy53]

Winner Winner Croc Dinner​

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm, and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The farm owner shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.
Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck, he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push."

 

[Vet543]

Thanks Dippy ... NOW that is a JOKE.. and bloody good one ...

 

[Catherines]

I really like this one - sounds familiar at my place!!!

 

[Dennis]

Not bad but I have heard it before.

 

[mOiOz]

 

[Catherines]

I like this one also. Very true.

 

[Joyem]

I don't know if the wife wanted the 10 million dollars or to get rid of him!

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Like this one

 

[Johnlalor]

I sincerely hope that the bloke didn’t share the $1mil with his very doting so called Mrs

 

[sonlocks]

Good one

 

[Barbara V]

G

Winner Winner Croc Dinner​

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm, and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The farm owner shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.
Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck, he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push."

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Gave me a good chuckle that one

 

[Rob.]

Winner Winner Croc Dinner​

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm, and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The farm owner shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.
Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck, he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push."

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A win-win situation for the cold-hearted wife.