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Wife and her nails
Wife is looking at her finger nails, front and back and asks her husband sat next to her "do you like my nails like this, or do you think I need to make them longer?"
Husband says "Do you want the truth or the husband answer?"
Wife says "why do you have to be such a smart ass?"
Husbands says again "Do you want the truth or the husband answer?"
Wife says "I know you are gonna piss me off! Give me the husband answer?"
Husband says "Looks amazing the way they are, I love them!"
Not saticfied, the wife then says "Give me the truth?"
Husband says "I don't give a fig!"