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WHY...???
Here is something to make you smile:
• Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front?
• Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet coke?
• Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters?
• Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our
driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
• EVER WONDERED... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
• Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
• Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
• Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
• Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and washing
up liquid made with real lemons?
• Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
• Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
• You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that
stuff??
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?