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WHY ITEMS HAVE A GENDER
PHOTOCOPIERS: - Female, once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: - Male, because they go bald easily and are often overinflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: - Male, to get them to go anywhere....you have to light a fire under their butts.
SPONGES: - Female, they are soft, often squeezed and retain water.
WEB PAGES: - Female, constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: - Male, always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: - Female, over time..., all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: - Male, in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: - Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
PHOTOCOPIERS: - Female, once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: - Male, because they go bald easily and are often overinflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: - Male, to get them to go anywhere....you have to light a fire under their butts.
SPONGES: - Female, they are soft, often squeezed and retain water.
WEB PAGES: - Female, constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: - Male, always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: - Female, over time..., all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: - Male, in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: - Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
