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''Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?''
My wife and I were watching
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So, I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
