[Skipton]

*Who said car names don't have meaning...???*​

*FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.*

*FORD: For Only Rough Drivers*.

*HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive....*

*VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.*

*PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.*

*OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life*

*TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.*

*HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away.*

*BMW: Big Money Waste*

*AUDI : An unwanted debt invitation*

*Mercedes: Maximum enthusiasm , recurring cost, ego developed, eagerness to sell*

*And d best..*

*MARUTI:*. Made According to Roads & Users Typically Indian.*

*Funny but true.*

 

[gentlejack]

FORD... fOUND ON RUBBISH DUMP.. FIX OR REPLACE DAILY.. FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

 

[Crestwood96]

I can't tell one car from another

 

[Victor Jackson]

MAZDA
Most awesome zippy drivable auto

 

[Bob Patterson]

At my age I don't care what my car is called as long as it gets me from A-B. {

 

[bodusmobile47]

FORD... fOUND ON RUBBISH DUMP.. FIX OR REPLACE DAILY.. FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

 

[bodusmobile47]

First on race day

 

[SirExton]

I can't tell one car from another

Which manufacturer and where is; ICTOCFA?? Made?

 

[PattiB]

FORD... fOUND ON RUBBISH DUMP.. FIX OR REPLACE DAILY.. FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

I had a Ford Laser many years ago and I absolutely loved it. Gave it to my nephew & he had it till it died.

 

[elwyn_s]

HOLDEN ______HOPE OUR LUCK DOESN'T END NOW !!

 

[DannyKaye]

KIA: Kids in Aussie.

 

[gordon1940]

Fix It Again Tony = FIAT

 

[Tygie]

Lay off rubbishing FORDS. They have the best cars EVER!!!!

their missing :
Holden - Horrible Ornery Lazy Dubious Easy Nutcase

 

[Johan van Zalen]

I had a Ford Laser many years ago and I absolutely loved it. Gave it to my nephew & he had it till it died.

I still have my 2001 Ford Laser and it still runs perfectly, it's a case of look after it and it will look after you.

 

[PattiB]

I still have my 2001 Ford Laser and it still runs perfectly, it's a case of look after it and it will look after you.

Yes, I did & my son did but nephew didn’t know what look after meant.

 

[RieTreesSilver]

Alfa - Always looking for another.

or the Rolls can ardly. - rolls down one hill and can hardly get up the next

or the old original Morris mini - the only difference between a Mini & A motor bike is you cant drop a Mini, but they can be carried up kerbs and steps on occasions

 

[Noon]

FORD... fOUND ON RUBBISH DUMP.. FIX OR REPLACE DAILY.. FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

FORD....Found on Royal Driveways
HOLDEN?....Heap of loud disgusting engine noises

 

[Ezzy]

My Toyota is 21 years old & is still going without missing a beat.

 

[gentlejack]

First on race day

Yes ,, forgot that one

 

[IvyBoots]

Do you know airline ones. I only remember a couple. eg. UTA -Unlikely To Arrive.I know there was ones for BOAC, GARUDA and more that I can't remember. And those airlines no longer exist.