Who does what?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
She said, "You should do it because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
He said, "You are in charge of the cooking so you should do it and I can wait for my coffee".
She then says, "No you should do it and, besides, it is in the bible that the man should do it."
He replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetches the bible and opened the New Testament showing him the top of several pages, which indeed read 'HEBREWS'.