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Who’s the Dumb One Now?

Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls over the blond and says “Go to my house and see if I’m home.” So the blond says “Yes sir! Right away sir!” and away she goes.

The second boss says “You call that dumb! Watch this!” So he calls over his blonde assistant and says “Here’s a dime, go buy me a car.” She replies “Yes sir! No problem!” and away the blond goes.

On their way to go do the tasks given to them, they meet up and start talking.

The first blond says “My boss is so stupid! He told me to go to his house and see if he’s home. I mean, why couldn’t he just call and see if he’s home! OH! The nerve!”

The second blond says “You think that’s dumb? My boss gave me a dime to go buy him a car! Honestly! He didn’t even tell me what kind or color he wanted!”
 

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