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Where's My Wife?
A lawyer calls home to talk to his wife, and the maid answers the phone.
"Where's my wife?"
"She's upstairs in bed with another man."
"I'll pay you $100,000 and get you safely out of the country if
you find my gun and kill them both. I'll stay on the line while you do it."
"I'll take care of it"
He hears two shots, then thump, thump, thump, thump, splash,
thump, thump, thump, thump, splash.
The maid comes back to the phone, "I did it."
"What did you do?"
"I killed them both, and dumped their bodies in the pool."
"What pool?
Is this 555-3624?"
