[melnugro]

Where Are You Going, Missy ?​

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that !

The teenager yells back: " Loosen up, Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show !" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She lets her grandmother know that she has friends coming over shortly, and that it's just not appropriate...

The grandmother says: " Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets. "

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction? Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now.

 

[UNIT1000]

love it god onyer grand mare

 

[DLHM]

love it god onyer grand mare

Yep, grandma’s sense of humour outshines the granddaughter’s.

 

[Leenie]

Hilarious .

 

[Still Ebby]

Yep, grandma’s sense of humour outshines the granddaughter’s.

Yeah good on you grandma

 

[Reet]

Well done Grandma!

 

[Reet]

The mailman arrived just as Alan was doing breakfast. It was the DVD he had ordered and he couldn't wait to put it on so he could watch some of it whilst he enjoyed his toast. He might have enjoyed it more if he had not, in his excitement put the slice of bread in the DVD player and the DVD in the toaster.

 

[Barbara V]

Such a old one but still funny

 

[Littleboy8]

The mailman arrived just as Alan was doing breakfast. It was the DVD he had ordered and he couldn't wait to put it on so he could watch some of it whilst he enjoyed his toast. He might have enjoyed it more if he had not, in his excitement put the slice of bread in the DVD player and the DVD in the toaster.

funny

 

[Still Ebby]

The mailman arrived just as Alan was doing breakfast. It was the DVD he had ordered and he couldn't wait to put it on so he could watch some of it whilst he enjoyed his toast. He might have enjoyed it more if he had not, in his excitement put the slice of bread in the DVD player and the DVD in the toaster.

Depending on what the DVD is you can usually watch them on for free on utube and Tubi Then theres ones you pay monthly Stan Netflix Binge etc
Alan needs to go to spec savers lol

 

[Ivory]

I wouldn’t have a problem with the grandmother showing off her hanging baskets. The issue for me is what the grandmother was growing in the hanging baskets in the first place. Eew