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When Osama Bin Laden Died (Bit Old But Make Your Own Mind Up)
When Osama Bin Laden died,
Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him and
yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our
liberties but you failed."
Madison kicked him in the groin and said,..."This is why I allowed our government ...to provide for the common defense!"
Jefferson beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as Mason, Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Osama lay bleeding & in pain, an Angel appeared.
Osama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
