''When Did You Fall In love?''
My son said, ''Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?''
I said, ''I was 18, I walked into a bar and spotted the most
gorgeous blonde I'd ever seen.''
''Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her.''
He said, ''So what happened?''
I said, ''Nothing. Unfortunately the arrow missed
and hit your bloody mother!!!!''