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When Adam was a Lad
Another cheeky one sent in by dear member Phil R.:
When the Lord God Created the Earth and Adam. Adam was walking through the Forest and walked into a clearing, where the sun was shining down on Adam.
Adam stood there naked, with his arms raised outstretched as the sun's rays warmed his body. Adam called out to God, "What is this Lord? It is amazing and feels great on my body"
The Lord God replied, "That is the sun, Adam, it gives warmth and life to the world, it makes the forest grow, that you live in!" Adam is standing there soaking up the sun's rays when an Elephant walks into the other side of the clearing.
The elephant lets out the loudest trumpet from his trunk, falls to the floor and is rolling around, his trunk and legs flailing in all directions, trunking all the louder and laughing.
The Elephant finally composes himself and stands up, pointing his trunk at Adam and says, "How the hell do you feed yourself with that??"
Adam looks up at the elephant and sheepishly says, "Yes, I know, and I cannot pick peanuts up with it either!"
