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What to do with a penguin​

A bloke comes into a service station for fuel. The attendant notices that he has a penguin in his car. The attendant says to him,
"What's with the penguin in your car?"
The bloke replies, "Oh, I found it wandering on the road a few kilometres back"
The attendant says, "You should take it to the zoo."
Bloke replies, "Yeah, that's a good idea."
The next day the same bloke is back at the service station for fuel and the attendant sees he still has the penguin in the car.
"I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo?" he said to the bloke.
The bloke replies, "I did take him to the zoo. He loved it. Today I'm taking him to the National Art Gallery"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A bloke comes into a service station for fuel. The attendant notices that he has a penguin in his car. The attendant says to him,
"What's with the penguin in your car?"
The bloke replies, "Oh, I found it wandering on the road a few kilometres back"
The attendant says, "You should take it to the zoo."
Bloke replies, "Yeah, that's a good idea."
The next day the same bloke is back at the service station for fuel and the attendant sees he still has the penguin in the car.
"I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo?" he said to the bloke.
The bloke replies, "I did take him to the zoo. He loved it. Today I'm taking him to the National Art Gallery"

That penguin must be having the best day of his life! Hahahaha

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A bloke comes into a service station for fuel. The attendant notices that he has a penguin in his car. The attendant says to him,
"What's with the penguin in your car?"
The bloke replies, "Oh, I found it wandering on the road a few kilometres back"
The attendant says, "You should take it to the zoo."
Bloke replies, "Yeah, that's a good idea."
The next day the same bloke is back at the service station for fuel and the attendant sees he still has the penguin in the car.
"I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo?" he said to the bloke.
The bloke replies, "I did take him to the zoo. He loved it. Today I'm taking him to the National Art Gallery"

The Penguin doesn't want to leave him lol

 

[Chochi]

A bloke comes into a service station for fuel. The attendant notices that he has a penguin in his car. The attendant says to him,
"What's with the penguin in your car?"
The bloke replies, "Oh, I found it wandering on the road a few kilometres back"
The attendant says, "You should take it to the zoo."
Bloke replies, "Yeah, that's a good idea."
The next day the same bloke is back at the service station for fuel and the attendant sees he still has the penguin in the car.
"I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo?" he said to the bloke.
The bloke replies, "I did take him to the zoo. He loved it. Today I'm taking him to the National Art Gallery"

It is a penguin on HOLIDAYS

 

[Ezzy]

A bloke comes into a service station for fuel. The attendant notices that he has a penguin in his car. The attendant says to him,
"What's with the penguin in your car?"
The bloke replies, "Oh, I found it wandering on the road a few kilometres back"
The attendant says, "You should take it to the zoo."
Bloke replies, "Yeah, that's a good idea."
The next day the same bloke is back at the service station for fuel and the attendant sees he still has the penguin in the car.
"I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo?" he said to the bloke.
The bloke replies, "I did take him to the zoo. He loved it. Today I'm taking him to the National Art Gallery"

Got me again. Love it.
Unless a statement is properly 'spelt out' sometimes it can be interpreted anyway, can't it? He took it to the zoo!