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Luckyus

Luckyus

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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life,
Or a condition imposed by cir***stances.


While attending a Marriage Weekend,
My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
Things that are important to each other.."


He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'


I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently,

And whispered,
"Hovis All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy..........
 

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